"If the M-16 doesn't do the job, plan B is the lethal cootchie cootchie coo maneuver."
-- Ryan K. Thowson, Aiea, Hawaii
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Congratulations to the runners up:
- DC1 (SW) Geoff Williams, USS Fife (DD-991): "Sure am glad we weren't at war today."
- G. Steven Krogh, Fort Meade, Md.: "You see, I told you I don't need glasses."
- Staff Sgt. Michael C. Mollica, Watervliet, N.Y.: "I feel so guilty. What did that target ever do to me?"
- YNCM (SW) Daniel P. Hartman, Minneapolis: "No, I didn't hit it only once. I put all 40 rounds through the same hole."
- MM1 Dale G. Fuss, Lafayette, La.: "Hey, Jimmy, we each have seven bullets. Why does my target have 14 holes in it and yours doesn't have any?"
- Gunnery Sgt. Thomas E. Brown, Pensacola, Fla.: "Here's my secret for high scores. It's a picture of my mother-in-law."
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So, what do you think is going on in this picture? (No. 1)
Send us your entry, then check back in a few weeks to see
who the winner and runners up were. Good luck!
Entries must arrive at Navy Times by noon Eastern time, Jan. 24, 1999.
The author of the caption that receives the most howls or groans from our panel of impartial judges (but making us laugh is just fine, too) will receive a free 10-week subscription or an extension to an existing subscription of Navy Times or Marine Corps Times.
To enter, write an imaginative, humorous and printable caption related to the military experience.
Fill out the on-line form, mail your entry to Caption Contest, Navy Times, 6883 Commercial Drive, Springfield, Va., 22159-0170, or fax to 703/750-8767. You also can e-mail entries to navylet@atpco.com
Include the photo number, your name, address and commercial telephone number. You must provide all the information to be eligible.
Winners will be announced weekly, and all entries become the property of Army Times Publishing Co.
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